EMPEROR TRISTERO CELEBRATED TURNING 70 LAST YEAR--YOU DO THE MATH!
DESPITE ADVANCING AGE, TRISTERO IS AT IT AGAIN. ALL SUBJECTS ARE ASKED TO LOOK DEEP INTO THEIR SOULS, OR AT LEAST THEIR WALLETS, AND JOIN IN SUPPORTING THIS YEAR'S AIDS WALK BOSTON.
Emperor Tristero turned 70 last year, and shamelessly used that fact to leverage his plea for AIDS Walk support. Not only is he more mature and less shameless now--he doesn't want to alienate and bore you by using the same pitch two years in a row. On the other hand, he hasn't come up with anything else that's both funny and motivating, so this'll have to do for now. (You may recognize the Emperor's love of self-reference and recursive concepts in this quickly improvised appeal. Good job--you know the Emperor well. Too well, perhaps.)
In any case, and in short, it's that time again. Please add your contribution to the Emperor's 2018 AIDS Walk Boston effort.
LATE-BREAKING NEWS: ACT NOW! WE'RE ALMOST THERE! TRISTERO NEEDS A BIT MORE SUPPORT FROM HIS "BASE" (SORRY--LOADED TERM). YOU CAN CONTRIBUTE AFTER THE WALK BUT BEFORE IS BETTER--MORE GLORY FOR YOUR EMPEROR!
The best and quickest and most convenient way to do that is to donate online by clicking "Donate Now" up and to the right; but you can also . . .
Mail a check (use "Make a donation by mail" below); or . . .
Call Emperor Tristero's SLAG (Senior Lackey and Gofer) at 617-227-2530 or email him at firstname.lastname@example.org.
In much the same way as he is using thinly disguised versions of the same jokes as last year, Emperor Tristero is again setting the ambitious amount of $5,000 as this year's fundraising goal. For many years now, you have actually surpassed that goal. Honor the tradition! Do it again!
Emperor Tristero thanks you, on behalf of himself, and of many others who believe in this good cause and/or will benefit directly from your support.