EMPEROR TRISTERO CELEBRATES TURNING 70!
TRISTERO REQUESTS YOUR ASSISTANCE IN CELEBRATING HIS 70TH BIRTHDAY--AND TO GENERATE EVEN MORE EXCITEMENT HE HAS PERMITTED HIS LACKEY TO PHOTOGRAPH HIM IN HIS MILITARY UNIFORM (AS YOU KNOW HE IS COMMANDER OF EVERYTHING).
Emperor Tristero has turned 70! Help him celebrate by contributing to this year's AIDS Walk. As additional incentive, the Emperor graciously allowed his lackey to photograph him in his uniform--he generally downplays his military role, not wanting any comparison to you-know-who's "Mission Accomplished" nonsense. But he'll do anything to encourage you to help him get to his goal!
There are three easy ways to do that, to wit:
Make a donation online by clicking "Donate Now" up and to the right (most convenient way); or
Mail a check (use "Make a donation by mail" below); or
Call Emperor Tristero's chief of staff at 617-227-2530 or email him at email@example.com.
Emperor Tristero has again recklessly and perhaps over-optimistically set $5,000 as his fundraising goal (he may be older, but he's no wiser). Don't worry about the moral hazard of encouraging his behavior--make your donation and move on to other things.
Emperor Tristero and all upstanding citizens of Greater Boston thank you.